Q. Where do horses go when they are sick? A. To the horsepital Q. What do you call a spaceship with its exhaust pipe hanging off? A. A space racket Thank you to Fiona for those

Q. What do you get if you cross old potatoes with lumpy mince? A. School dinners!!!! Thank you to Jack Newman aged 8

Q. What do you call a fairy who doesn't wash? A. Stinkerbell Thank you to Elissa and Cari

Q. Why can't Robin play cricket? A. Because he's got no Bat-Man!! Q. Why did the computer shout out in pain? A. Because it had a slipped disc! Q. What did the mummy chimney say to the little chimney? A. You're too young to smoke!! Thank you to everyone I met at Pecorama on 31st May '04 for those

Q. What wobbles when it flies? A. A jelly-copter

Q. What wobbles, can be eaten and sits in a pram? A. A jelly baby

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To get to the body shop!

Q. What is a kangaroo's favourite TV show? A. Dr. Roo!

Q. What is a cow's favourite TV show? A. Dr. Moo!

There were two cows in a field and one says, "what do you think about mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "I'm not worried because I'm a rabbit!"

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No eye-deer!

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? A. Swimming trunks

Q. What is tall, sweet and french? A. The Trifle Tower!

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. A stick!

Patient "Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of curtains" Doctor "Pull yourself together!"

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A. A Doyouthinkhesaurus Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A. A Fsh Thank you to Martin and Emily Howe for those

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish? A. You can tune a piano, but you can't 'tuna' fish Emily told me this joke at the YMCA Fun Day when I told her to make me laugh, I laughed

Q. How do you get a million Picachews on a bus? A. You poke 'em on! (Pokemon)

Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? A. Because they dropped out of school!

Q. Why don't polar bears eat penguins? A. Because they can't get the wrappers off!

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road? A. To see his 'flat' mate